This is my favorite thing on tumblr
*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling
This is little Noah, if I remember correctly. He was back stage with his mom, dad, and sister. Jack tried to get him come out and play guitar for us, but the poor baby had stage fright. It was the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Spring Fever, Houston, 4/14
this man may love dick jokes and showing off his penis but god dammit he’s gonna be a great dad someday
I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST BUT I COULDNT. I REALLY COULDNT.
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
“I cannot heal them, but I can show them that their mother cares.”
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG